Tagalog DOTA pick up lines

Si Enchantress ka ba? Habang lumalayo ako sayo, mas masakit..
Si Doom ka ba? Pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..
Si Silencer ka ba? Kapag anjan ka, natatahimik ako..
Si Beastmaster ka ba? Maalaga ka kasi...
Si Razor ka ba? Nakukuryente kasi puso ko sayo..
Si Omniknight ka ba? Ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..
Si Darkterror ka ba? Tumitigil ang mundo ko tuwing kapiling kita..
Si Phantom Lancer ka ba? Sinong pipiliin ko sa inyo?
Si Crystal Maiden ka ba? Kinikilig ako pag kasama ka..
Si Pudge ka ba? Nahuli mo kasi puso ko..
Frozen Throne o World Tree ka ba?? Kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan para lumaban pa...

Ikaw lang gumagalaw sa mundo ko.
- Faceless Void

Dudugo ang puso mo kapag lumayo ka sa akin...
- Bloodseeker

Mas lumalakas ata tama ko sa yo...
- Slardar

Bakit ba ako lagi naghahabol sa yo?
- Nerubian Weaver

Handa akong ipagpalit ang aking buhay para sayo.
- Terrorblade

Di mo man ako nakikita, icipin mo nasa tabi mo lang ako.
- Rikimaru

Di ko hahayaang malayo ka sakin.
- Traxex

Ang pag-ibig ko sa yo parang ako... Undying.
- Dirge

Dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..
- Mirana

Nabubuhay ulit ako para sa yo.
- Leoric

Suicide na ako kapag wala ka.
Kung kinakailangang mamatay ako kasama ka, gagawin ko.
- Techies

Pupuntahan kita kahit saan ka man.
- Furion

Di ako hooker.
- Pudge

I don't want this night to end.
- Balanar

I may be small, but I have a long range.
- Kardel

I don't want to lose you.
- Gondar

I may be tiny, but I can grow, grow, GROW!
- Tiny

Baby, it's just you and me and me and me and me.
- Meepo

Vengefull says:
"Ipagpapalit ko ang lahat para lng sayo"

Dota Jokes

 Q & A

Why is Riki's Mom crying?
-Because she lost him at his six.

What was the first think Pudge's Mom said when Pudge was born?
-Repick

What were Jesus Christ's last words?
-Screw it i have Aegis.

Why was Lord of Avernus not hired by the Mafia?
-He was a bad don.

Know why Doom Bringer is a good teacher?
-If you speak to much, he will just silence you.

Why is the Far Seer in the wrong tavern?
-Because he is NEW-THRALL!

Why do the ladies like Lion?
-Because he's good with his fingers

Who is the worst Captain to control a ship?
-Kunkka, Because he always crashes the ship when it set sails

Dota prayer

Heroes and their businesses in real lifes

Luna: Moonlight Tower Operator - Helps to provide moonlight when the tower is out of electricity.

Bristleback: Quill Pen Manufacturer - Very quick in manufacturing, and he has some pen with mysterious 'green' ink.

Pandaren: Protected by WWF - Currently staying in National Zoo of China. WWF is preparing to file a lawsuit against the zoo for allowing the panda to consume alcohol, resulting in angry ground stompings and throwing alcoholic drinks towards zoo visitors. Some say he hallucinates of being 3 individuals at once...

Davion DK: High Court Judge - Currently referred as Sir Davion, he's a descendant of the Mediaeval Chivalry of the Great Britain. He's so hot that girls flock in the magistrates just to see him.

Magina: Yoga Instructor - Likes teaching about 'mana' in human body. Has a funny name which is a joke to the whole academy. However, his students were afraid of him because he could go out the front door and appear from the back door in a split second...
Vengeful: Female Wrestler - Does not have a large body, but sure is a feared wrestler for her famous move 'The Nether Swap', where she immediately changes her position with her opponent so that her enemy would be the one knocking her head on the corner of the ring.

Zeus: Retired Hydroelectric Chief Engineer - Has a reputation of causing short circuits, machine failure and blackouts. Always blaming others for his fault and cursing others to be struck by lightning.

Sven: Full-time Porn Star And WWE Heavyweight Champion.

Stealth Assasin: SWAT - He works for the SWAT team and specializes in stealth, backstabs and smoke grenades.1. Why is Venomancer for noobs? Because of his Poison Nooba!

Love is like DOTA

are you an Enchantress?
coz when i go far from you, it hurts more.

are you a Silencer?
coz when you're around, i cant speak.

are you a Beastmaster?
coz you take care of me

are you a Razor?
coz you electrify me

are you an OmniKnight?
coz you're my guardian angel

are you a Creep?
coz you're always around me

are you Leoric?
coz you revive me