Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Heroes and their businesses in real lifes

Luna: Moonlight Tower Operator - Helps to provide moonlight when the tower is out of electricity.

Bristleback: Quill Pen Manufacturer - Very quick in manufacturing, and he has some pen with mysterious 'green' ink.

Pandaren: Protected by WWF - Currently staying in National Zoo of China. WWF is preparing to file a lawsuit against the zoo for allowing the panda to consume alcohol, resulting in angry ground stompings and throwing alcoholic drinks towards zoo visitors. Some say he hallucinates of being 3 individuals at once...

Davion DK: High Court Judge - Currently referred as Sir Davion, he's a descendant of the Mediaeval Chivalry of the Great Britain. He's so hot that girls flock in the magistrates just to see him.

Magina: Yoga Instructor - Likes teaching about 'mana' in human body. Has a funny name which is a joke to the whole academy. However, his students were afraid of him because he could go out the front door and appear from the back door in a split second...
Vengeful: Female Wrestler - Does not have a large body, but sure is a feared wrestler for her famous move 'The Nether Swap', where she immediately changes her position with her opponent so that her enemy would be the one knocking her head on the corner of the ring.

Zeus: Retired Hydroelectric Chief Engineer - Has a reputation of causing short circuits, machine failure and blackouts. Always blaming others for his fault and cursing others to be struck by lightning.

Sven: Full-time Porn Star And WWE Heavyweight Champion.

Stealth Assasin: SWAT - He works for the SWAT team and specializes in stealth, backstabs and smoke grenades.1. Why is Venomancer for noobs? Because of his Poison Nooba!

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